Eight Things You Didn't Know About The 1979 Chevrolet Monza.

"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada) 03/07/2016 at 15:39 • Filed to: CLICKBAIT, SHITPOST

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1. It’s a car.

2. It has four wheels.

3. It has an engine.

4. It has a transmission.

5. It’s a Chevrolet.

6. The one in the photo is green.

7. It is called the Monza.

Klaus Schmoll > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/07/2016 at 15:44

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Man, it has six wheels!!!!! Do some factcheckin’!!!

Just wanted to be the first troll before this goes to the FP.

For Sweden > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/07/2016 at 15:44

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8. It’s 2016

StingrayJake > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/07/2016 at 15:46

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I knew ALL of those things!

not for canada - australian in disguise > For Sweden 03/07/2016 at 15:46

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That is false.

It’s 1995. The internet has just become popular. You are not here. You are a figment of your imagination.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/07/2016 at 15:46

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8. No one cares about the Chevrolet Monza.

Hell... I’d never heard of one.

For Sweden > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/07/2016 at 15:53

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:(

CalzoneGolem > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/07/2016 at 15:53

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StoneCold > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/07/2016 at 16:05

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Clutch replacement for it and the Chevette are one of the circles of Hell.

Sam > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/07/2016 at 16:57

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But you could get it with a manual transmission and a 350ci V8! In a car that weighed 2,800 pounds!

kanadanmajava1 > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/07/2016 at 16:57

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A friend of a friend has a very similar Monza. The color is slightly different but the main difference is that this car is surprisingly fast. Usually it has a bit more sleeper styled wheels than in this picture. The best ET for it is 10,759 s.

Shift24 > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/07/2016 at 16:58

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8. And could look good for the late 70s if you got a spyder

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Sam 03/07/2016 at 16:59

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Well.... thats a compelling arguement.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/07/2016 at 17:12

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My mom had a brown 1980 just like that. And her neighbor from childhood raced a 350-4speed one with wide fender flares on road courses.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > StoneCold 03/07/2016 at 18:06

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Is there any car where a clutch replacement isn’t one of the circles of hell?

StoneCold > BaconSandwich is tasty. 03/07/2016 at 18:28

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Falcon bodies take about an hour.

60’s Econolines took half that.

Tapas > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/07/2016 at 18:55

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I learnt only 1 thing: there was a chevy thing by the name of “Monza”.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/07/2016 at 19:27

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Roadkill found a Monza with a 305 and the thing would burn rubber all day.

NJAnon > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/07/2016 at 19:49

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The dreaded “1980's” green paint. ugh

BaconSandwich is tasty. > StoneCold 03/07/2016 at 21:21

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I’m surprised anything on an Econoline is easy - at least the 80's style ones. I can’t imagine there’s any room in there at all to work.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Klaus Schmoll 03/07/2016 at 21:58

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manual 7 with a (fly)wheel

oldmxer > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/08/2016 at 10:36

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warmed over Vega, engine problems solved, gutless but reliable